JED: "Alright, Master Poo, let's start our Toe-to-Toe interview/review
here. Tell me again what you told me way back when.. about the Twitter
basics on following others & gaining followers."
JEDiturd's Note:
twittererers = twitter critters (twitcrittas)
MP: "Okay, well, JED. Basically, the way it works is twitcrittas are allowed to follow up to 2001 other twitcrittas. They are not allowed to follow any more than that until they have 1850 or 1900 following back. I forget the exact number now. I'll hafta look it up. Once they have 1850+ critters following them back, they can follow additional critters.
JED: "There is a catch, though. Right?"
MP: "Yes. Once the Twitter restriction is lifted at 2001, from that point on, you can only follow 10% more twitcrittas than the amount of them following you back."
JED: "So, what little bit of wisdom can one derive from knowing this Twitter follower/following rule?"
MP: "It means it is to one's disadvantage to keep following shitcrittas that refuse to follow back. And.. spam followers are quality followers because they offer value to you."
JED: "Why do spam followers offer value where shitcrittas don't?"
MP: "Well, basic math shows you that each spam follower you don't follow back makes up for each non-followback shitcritta you follow. There's apps now like Unfollow for Twitter that make it easy to ditch the unhelpful baggage. To whomever's reading this now, I'll pause & let you go declutter your twitter of them now. See you in a bit."
JED: "..."
JEDiturd's Note:
twittererers = twitter critters (twitcrittas)
MP: "Okay, well, JED. Basically, the way it works is twitcrittas are allowed to follow up to 2001 other twitcrittas. They are not allowed to follow any more than that until they have 1850 or 1900 following back. I forget the exact number now. I'll hafta look it up. Once they have 1850+ critters following them back, they can follow additional critters.
JED: "There is a catch, though. Right?"
MP: "Yes. Once the Twitter restriction is lifted at 2001, from that point on, you can only follow 10% more twitcrittas than the amount of them following you back."
JED: "So, what little bit of wisdom can one derive from knowing this Twitter follower/following rule?"
MP: "It means it is to one's disadvantage to keep following shitcrittas that refuse to follow back. And.. spam followers are quality followers because they offer value to you."
JED: "Why do spam followers offer value where shitcrittas don't?"
MP: "Well, basic math shows you that each spam follower you don't follow back makes up for each non-followback shitcritta you follow. There's apps now like Unfollow for Twitter that make it easy to ditch the unhelpful baggage. To whomever's reading this now, I'll pause & let you go declutter your twitter of them now. See you in a bit."
JED: "..."
